Parlez-vous le 'Bill' ?

Bill and I were sending emails back and forth when suddenly he starts sending me messages in french ! Apparently he loaded a french translation app into his Blackberry and was sending me text  with a Gallic twist . Though somehow the sentence "We need to pay the vet bill" translated into "Ta poutine est en feu". Don't ask me how that happened...je ne sais pas *gallic shrug*